On Women, Sex and Related Matters
"You know that 'look' women get when they want sex? Me neither." - Steve Martin
"Sex without love is a meaningless experience, but as meaningless experiences go, it? pretty damned good." - Drew Carey
A fast word about oral contraception. I asked a girl to go to bed with me and she said...no.
"Bisexuality immediately doubles your chances for a date on Saturday night."
"Having sex is like playing bridge. If you don't have a good partner, you'd better have a good hand."
Sex: The most fun I've ever had without laughing (Annie Hall -1977) - Woody Allen (Allen Stuart Konigsberg) (1935 - )
If it weren't for pickpockets I'd have no sex life at all." - Rodney Dangerfield
I can remember when the air was clean and sex was dirty. Sex at age 90 is like trying to shoot pool with a rope. - George Burns
"Sex is one of the nine reasons for reincarnation. The other eight are unimportant." - Henry Miller
"There are a number of mechanical devices which increase sexual arousal, particularly in women. Chief among these is the Mercedes-Benz SL500 convertible." - unknown
Don't rub the lamp if you don't want the genie to come out. - unknown
Perfection is what American women expect to find in their husbands... but English women only hope to find in their butlers. - unknown
I never hated a man enough to give his diamonds back. A man in love is incomplete until he has married. Then he is finished. - Zsa Zsa Gabor
"The Bible contains six admonishments to homosexuals and 362 admonishments to heterosexuals.
That doesn't mean that the Lord doesn't love heterosexuals. It's just that they need more supervision." - Lynn Lavner
Any woman can make a man into a millionaire; she only has to start with a multi-millionaire.- unknown "Life is a sexually transmitted disease." - Unknown
My kid had sex with your honor student Quote on Bumper Sticker
My sexual preference is not you - Quote on T-shirt
My mother said it was simple to keep a man, you must be a maid in the living room and a cook in the kitchen and a whore in the bedroom. I said I would hire the other two and take care of the bedroom bit. Jerry Hall (model and former Mick Jagger significant other)
When women kiss it always reminds one of prize fighters shaking hands. Love is the delusion that one woman differs from another. H.L. Mencken (1880-1956)
She has the eyes of Caligula, but the mouth of Marilyn Monroe. (speaking of Margaret Thatcher) - Francois Mitterrand (former President of France)
When you want to know something, ask a man. When you want something done, ask a woman. - Margaret Thatcher
You can always tell a Jersey girl...you just can't tell her much. You can't tell a Jersey guy anything...he's heard it all from the Jersey girl. - unknown
Love is the highest form of tolerance - Richard Burton
"Sex without love is a meaningless experience, but as meaningless experiences go, it? pretty damned good." - Drew Carey
A fast word about oral contraception. I asked a girl to go to bed with me and she said...no.
"Bisexuality immediately doubles your chances for a date on Saturday night."
"Having sex is like playing bridge. If you don't have a good partner, you'd better have a good hand."
Sex: The most fun I've ever had without laughing (Annie Hall -1977) - Woody Allen (Allen Stuart Konigsberg) (1935 - )
If it weren't for pickpockets I'd have no sex life at all." - Rodney Dangerfield
I can remember when the air was clean and sex was dirty. Sex at age 90 is like trying to shoot pool with a rope. - George Burns
"Sex is one of the nine reasons for reincarnation. The other eight are unimportant." - Henry Miller
"There are a number of mechanical devices which increase sexual arousal, particularly in women. Chief among these is the Mercedes-Benz SL500 convertible." - unknown
Don't rub the lamp if you don't want the genie to come out. - unknown
Perfection is what American women expect to find in their husbands... but English women only hope to find in their butlers. - unknown
I never hated a man enough to give his diamonds back. A man in love is incomplete until he has married. Then he is finished. - Zsa Zsa Gabor
"The Bible contains six admonishments to homosexuals and 362 admonishments to heterosexuals.
That doesn't mean that the Lord doesn't love heterosexuals. It's just that they need more supervision." - Lynn Lavner
Any woman can make a man into a millionaire; she only has to start with a multi-millionaire.- unknown "Life is a sexually transmitted disease." - Unknown
My kid had sex with your honor student Quote on Bumper Sticker
My sexual preference is not you - Quote on T-shirt
My mother said it was simple to keep a man, you must be a maid in the living room and a cook in the kitchen and a whore in the bedroom. I said I would hire the other two and take care of the bedroom bit. Jerry Hall (model and former Mick Jagger significant other)
When women kiss it always reminds one of prize fighters shaking hands. Love is the delusion that one woman differs from another. H.L. Mencken (1880-1956)
She has the eyes of Caligula, but the mouth of Marilyn Monroe. (speaking of Margaret Thatcher) - Francois Mitterrand (former President of France)
When you want to know something, ask a man. When you want something done, ask a woman. - Margaret Thatcher
You can always tell a Jersey girl...you just can't tell her much. You can't tell a Jersey guy anything...he's heard it all from the Jersey girl. - unknown
Love is the highest form of tolerance - Richard Burton
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