Not all UPS Men are Men....

I have done a lot of things in my life, even though I am so young. I have always liked helping people, and social services seemed like the path for me to take. By education, I am a mental health counselor. Thats right kids...I'm the one ya go to when there is no hope. Scary, huh? I worked in case management for a while, and shifted to counseling in the past year when I was employed at the shit hole community mental health center in the town I live in. (Thats right fuckers, I still hate you Barb S.) I loved counseling. I love hearing the stories. I didn't like the bullshit that goes along with paperwork, billing clients for services that they didn't need, and all the bs that the company I worked for did to suck the blood out of people so they sayed poor. After awhile, I was placed working with cronically mentally ill clients. These guys are the sick of the sick. These are the ones that drink bleach and laugh about it. (yeah, it happened). Working with these guys made me come to the place I am in now. I needed a break. So what is a girl to do?

I joined "THE BROWN TEAM"! See what the Brown does for me?!?!?! Yeah, ok...so its not that great. I applied at UPS as a joke. But 3 weeks later, I got a call. The interview was a man telling me how hard the work is and that I didn't want the job. I was up for the challenge, and needed medical coverage, so I told him I was still interested. He hired me. I am in charge of international packages. Yeah, I have a title too. Its like nothing I have ever done before. I work will all dirty old men, and I love it. My mother rolls her eyes when I talk about it. She reminds me daily that I have 3 degrees and work in a blue collar job. I think it makes perfect sense. I work evenings, which kind of sucks...but its nice to work part time and have great benifits.

They are teaching me to drive the package cars. Watch out world....I might be the next UPS woMan knocking on your door....